Six-word stories repeated ... again

I found this when I was trying to clear my head after a rather long debug session with the RuleCompiler. It's inspired by a short Wired article about six-word stories. The idea is to describe a programming language using only six words.

I especially like:

Smalltalk: All your concepts belong to us.
Lisp: (no ‘they all belong to (us))

Back to looking for that bug...